All comics by fedx2k2

 

by fedx2k2
1-02-02
Meanwhile, after the apocalypse...
Greetings my son. Have you come to repent for now that judgement is at hand?
Wuzzat? Nah. Done losted my parrot squawky.
Umm...are you sure you have nothing to repent for? It's free...
Ah hold my arm out like this, case ol' squawky gets a craving for home.
Perhaps I could interest you in some ethnic jokes I heard once...
Squawky! I'll let you clean my teeth! Here SQUAWKY!

 

by fedx2k2
1-02-02
Wha'sup wit' my dawgs! H to the mutha f'n Izzo! Westside yo!
Howdy! I'm Cowboy Pete and I'm here today to talk about a problem facing our nation. White kids acting black.
awww yeah. I miss you BIGGIE! Don't trip on me dawg. I'm down wit' it! Shiiit. Ai-ight!
Y'see kids...acting like another culture with out fully understanding it's full nature results in ignorant stereotypical categorization, which is insulting.
What 'chu talkin bout willis?!
Umm...on second thought....try your slang out in the hood kids! Walk up to everyone and drop some lingo playa!

 

by fedx2k2
1-25-02
Nostalgia!
I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony...
I'd like to give the world a Coke, and um...drink it merrily.
Confusion!
you forgot the words?! What's with you man?
Sorry man, I was born in the 80s. Wasn't such a big deal to us.
Dull!
How about that one Apple commercial that aired like twice, with the whole "Big Brother" scheme?
Nah, I don't, sorry. Hey, you hungry?

 

by fedx2k2
1-25-02
Hey threereasons-asiangirl2, if you had to kiss any boy in school, who would it be?
I dunno, threereasons-asiangirl1, BOYS ARE ICKY!
But we need them for so many purposes. Aside from procreation, there's also love, credit cards, holding our purses, and critiquing our clothes that they couldn't care less about.

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