boring apocalyptic humor

Author: fedx2k2

Date: January 2, 2002

by fedx2k2
1-02-02
Meanwhile, after the apocalypse...
Greetings my son. Have you come to repent for now that judgement is at hand?
Wuzzat? Nah. Done losted my parrot squawky.
Umm...are you sure you have nothing to repent for? It's free...
Ah hold my arm out like this, case ol' squawky gets a craving for home.
Perhaps I could interest you in some ethnic jokes I heard once...
Squawky! I'll let you clean my teeth! Here SQUAWKY!