Contest XXI-- My allegiance to the Lord Host of Parasites

Author: fishoutofbeer

Date: April 9, 2001

by fishoutofbeer
4-09-01
This week on: The Earth is tilted
Gab, gab, gab that's all I hear. What a wirthless group of boors.
I just hope I'm not confused for a piggy. A Xenocide is afoot, ya know!
Don't be blue my little Johnny come lately. The Force will give you the dexterity to avoid extinction.
Don't placate me. This is big evil, dammit. I'm in deep kempshe!
Hey, nice Scythe.
I need a drink.