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| Son, did you know that posession of marijuana over an ounce is a criminal offense in this state? | |
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| Gee, officer, I had no idea. | |
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| Well, I don't feel like doing the paperwork, so I'm going to let you off with a warning, under one condition... | |
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| You have to smoke that entire bag right now. | |
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| Anything you say, officer. | |
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