Long arm of the law

Author: flatblack

Date: March 22, 2010

by flatblack
3-22-10
Son, did you know that posession of marijuana over an ounce is a criminal offense in this state?
Gee, officer, I had no idea.
Well, I don't feel like doing the paperwork, so I'm going to let you off with a warning, under one condition...
Which is....?
You have to smoke that entire bag right now.
Anything you say, officer.