Please, throw me anywhere, just not into that briar patch!

Author: flatblack

Date: March 29, 2010

by flatblack
3-29-10
So what seems to be the problem?
I'm not feelin so good, Doc. I've got the anxiety, sleeplessness, lack of appetite, and a general feeling of malaise. Also my mouth is unusually moist
Hmmm...I've been seeing a lot of the same symptoms in otherwise healthy young people lately.
It must be like, something going around, you know?
I'm going to recommend you as a medical marijuana patient. It seems to be the only thing that helps so far.
Well, if you think it'll work, I'll try it.