Caitlin Pratt and The Cap shipwrecked at Cumdumpster Island

Author: fleabitten

Date: November 10, 2005

by fleabitten
11-10-05
So Caitlin Pratt...it looks like we're stuck on this island pretty much forever, or until a rescue plane comes for us
Soooo what do you wanna do in the meantime?
Think about uncles? Play gospel choir?
Wanna mutually masturbate?
Yeah I'll meet you behind that tree in 5 minutes...do you think coconut milk can substitute for lube?