The Blind Date 2: Cappy Takes a Crack at Being Hetero

Author: fleabitten

Date: November 26, 2005

by fleabitten
11-26-05
So, Cappy. Tell me about yourself.
Well...I live with a girl who keeps her asscrack visible perpetually, I like to swashbuckle, my middle name is not interesting at all, I publicly discovered that I can't juggle vibrators
And I'd really like to give you a hickey on your forehead
Hey, waiter..CHECK. PRONTO.