Tis the season to be thankful...Unless you're a B-list celeb

Author: fleabitten

Date: December 23, 2005

by fleabitten
12-23-05
Let's think about what Richard Simmons is doing right now.
I'll blow you for a quarter
The tightness of your pants offend me. Although I am thankful you're not wearing spandex.
If we're thankful for nothing else, we ought to be thankful we're not Richard Simmons. Although..I can't actually think of anything wrong with being a B-list celebrity and a second rate male hooker
The cock, Cappy..The cock.