Dr. Strangelove

Author: fpd

Date: January 23, 2004

by fpd
1-23-04
Dr. Stephen Strangelove was once a gynecologist who cared only for money.
Please, Doctor, I have difficulty reaching orgasm. You must help me.
You should see a psychiatrist if you think I'll examine an uninsured chick who is making minimum wage.
Then one day he had a mind-shattering accident. He accidently mixed acid and pot.
Whoa, this is tripping! Chicks are like so groovy, and money is so meaningless.
Dr. Strangelove quit his job and studied with the ancient shaman Don Juan, to become Master of the Mescaline Arts.
Remember, Stephen, all the wonder of the universe can be found in a single groovy chick.
I have learned such wisdom from you, great master.