The Furshlugginer Four (minus one) vs. the Offenders

Author: fpd

Date: January 24, 2004

by fpd
1-24-04
It's time to get clobbering! Let me give that another try. It's time to get tough. It's a tough time. Whatever.
The Furshlugginer Four rules! The Offenders are a bunch of poopie heads!
Prepare to meet your makers, Offenders. No one moves in on our women and gets away with it.
By the hoary hosts of Hogwarts, just give peace a chance.
Face it, Gizzards! Sue loves me and not you. Be a man and get over it!
Bah, Bulk bash!