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| I'm Dan Danielson, reporting live from the battle between the super titans. I'm here with the Flaming Homo's girlfriend. | |
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| I'm not his girlfriend. He just asked me out once. | |
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| I think everyone at home would like an answer to this question. What is he like in the sack? | |
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| I never slept with him. I never even dated him. I turned down the geek. | |
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| This is astounding! Does the Flaming Homo have some dark secret hidden in his closet? Why would anyone turn down a date from a superhero? | |
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| Superpowers or not, Johnny Smog is still a dweeb. And I don't smoke. | |
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