Dr. Dummkopf and Harlequin, the Clown Prince of Romance

Author: fpd

Date: January 28, 2004

by fpd
1-28-04
You blithering buffoon, Harlequin! You failed to destroy Greed Gizzards!
How could we know they would act with love and compassion? What do we supervillains know of such things?
You're going to die for your incompetance, fool!
Wait! How would you like to seduce Sue away from Gizzards? That would hurt him a lot, and I can help you.
Thanks for reading to me, Sue. I used to love reading before I went blind.
No problem, Malicia. I just got the latest Harlequin romance, "The Man Behind the Iron Mask."