American Idol gets a new sidekick

Author: fpd

Date: January 31, 2004

by fpd
1-31-04
American Idol, America is saddened by the death of Buddy. But we've found a new sidekick for you.
I've been rethinking this sidekick thing, sir. It wouldn't be fair to bring another young lad into battle with me.
This new sidekick is no lad. She's a woman known by the codename of Golden Gal.
Golden Gal? Sounds like some old biddy. This war is no place for dames, sir.
Hi, I'm Golden Gal.
Hubba hubba!