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I was a poor citizen of Iraq, formerly led by an oppressive panty-smear named Saddam Hussein.
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| Not now, Saddam. All our fucking has put me behind schedule on my torturing. | |
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Iraq was full of oil, but George W. Bush, president of the United States, coveted that oil.
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| Yeehah! I'm going to become oil baron of the world! And I'm going to get Saddam! | |
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| Is that a quote, Mr. President? | |
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So, the USA, with its vastly more powerful force, bombed the crap out of us. Our borders became like sieves and violent ass-piles from all over the world moved in blowing up everything.
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| This is not what I had planned. What will we do now? | |
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| Let Akbar rule. His niece gave good head in Houston. | |
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