CC231: My rise to power

Author: fpd

Date: February 1, 2004

by fpd
2-01-04
I was a poor citizen of Iraq, formerly led by an oppressive panty-smear named Saddam Hussein.
Hey Satan, let's fuck!
Not now, Saddam. All our fucking has put me behind schedule on my torturing.
Iraq was full of oil, but George W. Bush, president of the United States, coveted that oil.
Yeehah! I'm going to become oil baron of the world! And I'm going to get Saddam!
Is that a quote, Mr. President?
So, the USA, with its vastly more powerful force, bombed the crap out of us. Our borders became like sieves and violent ass-piles from all over the world moved in blowing up everything.
This is not what I had planned. What will we do now?
Let Akbar rule. His niece gave good head in Houston.