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The worst of the violent ass-piles have been the Kurds. They want a guarantee of political autonomy. So I let them have it.
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| Being bombed is not what we expected when you said you would let us have it. | |
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| Yeah, we thought you were going to let us have our political autonomy. | |
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I then built armies of robots to drive out the Yankees and other foreigners.
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| I, WATER COOLER ROBOT, HATE ALL HUMANS! | |
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| No, no. You're just supposed to hate anyone who doesn't accept me as unconditional ruler of Iraq. | |
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Since then, things have been worse than ever. Human-hating robots terrorize Iraq, and they have all the oil they want.
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| IRAQ SHALL NOW BE CALLED ROBOTOPIA! | |
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