CC231: My tenure as provisional leader

Author: fpd

Date: February 1, 2004

by fpd
2-01-04
The worst of the violent ass-piles have been the Kurds. They want a guarantee of political autonomy. So I let them have it.
Being bombed is not what we expected when you said you would let us have it.
Yeah, we thought you were going to let us have our political autonomy.
I then built armies of robots to drive out the Yankees and other foreigners.
I, WATER COOLER ROBOT, HATE ALL HUMANS!
No, no. You're just supposed to hate anyone who doesn't accept me as unconditional ruler of Iraq.
Since then, things have been worse than ever. Human-hating robots terrorize Iraq, and they have all the oil they want.
DEATH TO ALL FLESHLINGS!
IRAQ SHALL NOW BE CALLED ROBOTOPIA!