FTC 21: Excuses, Excuses

Author: fpd

Date: February 2, 2004

by fpd
2-02-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
I was busy getting stoned.
If you tell your boss you just went to an abstract art exhibit, he'll think you're really irresponsible.
You're right. But he thinks drugs are cool. So I'll tell him I got stoned.