FTC 23: Johnny Smog tries Computer Dating

Author: fpd

Date: February 13, 2004

by fpd
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
Oh Johnny, I have loved you from afar for oh so long. Now, at last, we can be together.
I sure hope you're a shape-shifting alien, because I would look like such a geek if anyone saw me dating a girl who looks like you.