FTC 24: Shrove Tuesday comes before Lent

Author: fpd

Date: February 20, 2004

by fpd
2-20-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 Hours Later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
Daddy, you're home! Where have you been?
I was out getting stoned, because I'm giving up drugs for Lent.