CC234: Ancient Catastrophes and Cataclysms: Catlantis

Author: fpd

Date: February 26, 2004

by fpd
2-26-04
In the Kittias, the Phellenic philosopher Gato tells of the island of Catlantis. It was founded by the god Pusseidon and the mortal queen Cato.
Ah, Cato, you have borne me a litter of ten sons. All shall be kings.
Catlantis shall be the greatest kingdom in the world, father.
Ever ruled by ten tomcat kings, Catlantis remained great for centuries. But as the divine blood became more diluted, Catlantis fell into corruption.
Hey bigboy, I'm in heat. Want to party? Got any catnip?
I got lots of catnip, doll. If you're real nice to me, I'll let you have some.
While at war with the city of Cathens, Catlantis was swallowed up by the ocean in a single day.
Hey, we have immigration laws, buster. You cats can't just pour into our country like this.
Quick! What is your secret for breathing underwater?