CC 234: Ancient Catastrophes and Cataclysms: Lemiouia or Mew

Author: fpd

Date: February 26, 2004

by fpd
2-26-04
In the Seacat Doctrine, Madame Selina Petrovna Blakatsky claims that the 3rd great race lived in Lemiouia, also known as Mew.
The ancient Lemiouians were a hermaphroditic race that communicated by telepathy.
I'm sure glad you're not a hermaphrodite, babe. And am I ever glad you're not telepathic.
The downfall of Lemiouia came after they discovered sex.
How could you get me pregnant? I thought you were neutered.
Hey, I would never neuter little tom. I thought you were spayed.
At the peak of sexual perversion, volcanos and earthquakes plunged Lemiouia into the ocean.
Ignatz must really love me. He has never hit me harder with a brick.
That wasn't me, Krazy. That rock flew from the volcano.