CC 234: Blubbering Depths

Author: fpd

Date: February 26, 2004

by fpd
2-26-04
When they were young, all was bliss between Heathcliff and Cathy.
I love you, Cathy. You will always be my queen.
And I love you Heathcliff. There is no one else like you.
But one fateful night, Heathcliff overhead part of a conversation.
Oh, Electra, Linton has asked me to marry him. He is handsome and rich, and I think I shall be happy with him.
Heathcliff was so upset, he went to drown himself in liquor at the local pub. But he had to settle for water when he fell off a cliff. Meanwhile ...
I would rather go to hell with Heathcliff than to heaven with Linton. The truth is, Electra, I am Heathcliff.
All the men I've been with are S.O.B.s, Miss Cathy, but maybe it's just me.