WW28: Based on a true story

Author: fpd

Date: October 31, 2004

by fpd
10-31-04
Mom, I'm so happy! I have a new boyfriend!
That's wonderful, honey. What's he like?
Oh, he's a bit neurotic maybe, but he's also very funny and has been very successful in Hollywood.
I'm very happy for you. He sounds a lot like your father.
Now, Mom, you know that Woody is not really my dad. You're the one who adopted me, and you never even married him. So it's not like this is incest or adultery.
What are you, Soon-Yi, the spawn of the devil? Only Rosemary's baby could hurt her mother so!