CC 265: Big Moose's Nightmare

Author: fpd

Date: November 14, 2004

by fpd
11-14-04
Duh, what's with the funny hat, Midge?
It's a habit, Moose. I've become a nun.
A none? What's that?
It means I've become a bride of Jesus Christ.
Duh, can you tell me how to find Jesus? I just killed myself so I could go to heaven and beat the tar out of him.
Ha, ha, you just made a wrong turn, kid.