CC 265: Dilton Doily's Nightmare, part ii

Author: fpd

Date: November 16, 2004

by fpd
11-16-04
You get away from my asian mail-order bride's beautiful little girl, you monster!
ALL I WUNTED WUZ 2 RAPP. IZ DAT SO RONG?
B MY FREN KIDD?
Get away from me, you monstrous freak! I am the little brother of boy genius Dilton Doily.
I believe you're innocent of my brother's murder, Midge, but no one would believe me if I told the truth.
But it was my fault. I was a negligent baby sitter. If I wasn't talking on the phone like a typical teenage girl, Willy Doily wouldn't have gone off on his own.