WW32: Advice so bad it's gay

Author: fpd

Date: December 5, 2004

by fpd
12-05-04
I just met the cutest girl, but she doesn't seem interested in me. What should I do?
You should have gay sex with me.
How is that going to help? Wouldn't that be entirely counter-productive?
Not at all. When she thinks you're gay, she'll try her hardest to convert you.
Couldn't I just borrow some fashion tips from the queer eye guys and act like I'm gay?
No, no. She would spot your phoniness. For this con to work, you have to go all the way.