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| I just met the cutest girl, but she doesn't seem interested in me. What should I do? | |
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| You should have gay sex with me. | |
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| How is that going to help? Wouldn't that be entirely counter-productive? | |
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| Not at all. When she thinks you're gay, she'll try her hardest to convert you. | |
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| Couldn't I just borrow some fashion tips from the queer eye guys and act like I'm gay? | |
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| No, no. She would spot your phoniness. For this con to work, you have to go all the way. | |
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