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| Thingamabob, I can't find any girl to date me. Aren't they supposed to love superheros? What can I do? | |
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| Well, Flaming Homo, what worked for me was dating a blind girl. She can't see how disgustingly ugly the comic rays made me. | |
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| Hey, Malicia, how about giving me a little sugar, ehh? | |
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| I may be blind, Johnny Smog, but I can still smell your stench a block away. | |
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| Mmm, all I have to do is disguise myself as Malicia Meisters, and then Johnny Smog will be mine. | |
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| Oooh, Ben will hit the roof when he finds out that stinky Smog boy has been hitting on me. | |
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