CC 270: The Flaming Homo's girl troubles

Author: fpd

Date: December 21, 2004

by fpd
12-21-04
Thingamabob, I can't find any girl to date me. Aren't they supposed to love superheros? What can I do?
Well, Flaming Homo, what worked for me was dating a blind girl. She can't see how disgustingly ugly the comic rays made me.
Hey, Malicia, how about giving me a little sugar, ehh?
I may be blind, Johnny Smog, but I can still smell your stench a block away.
Mmm, all I have to do is disguise myself as Malicia Meisters, and then Johnny Smog will be mine.
Oooh, Ben will hit the roof when he finds out that stinky Smog boy has been hitting on me.