FTC 50: The Ending was a Let-Down

Author: fpd

Date: December 28, 2004

by fpd
12-28-04
MUAHAHAHA! I've got you now! I'm going to chew off your knees and floss with your spinal column!
Uhmm...
What?
This is the last time I'm going on a blind date.
Did I say something wrong? I thought there was real chemistry between us.
Look, you're a great guy and all, and I'm sure some girls will really dig you, but you're just not my type, okay.