CC 271: We can't rewind we've gone too far

Author: fpd

Date: January 1, 2005

by fpd
1-01-05
But Officer, what else was I to do? I could never choose between Betty and Veronica. I had to marry them both.
You pathetic behavior is shameful. When you marry more than one woman, you leave the dregs for us average guys.
Big Moose, you're in jail too? What did you do?
Duh, I killed Reggie when he proposed to Midge. Why couldn't you have left Betty or Ronnie for Reggie? Then he would have left my Midge alone.
This is so degrading, Ron. You're both my wives, yet I can have a conjugal visit with only one of you at a time.
Archie, do you know how humiliating all this has been for me? I've been made a laughingstock on late night TV. I'm annulling our marriage.