CC 271: Pour a Little Sugar on it Honey

Author: fpd

Date: January 1, 2005

by fpd
1-01-05
Oh, Archie, how could you do it? How could you cheat on me?
What are you talking about, Betty? The only other woman I slept with was Ronnie, and I was married to both of you at the time.
Oh, but you weren't married to her, Archie. She annulled your marriage, which means you were never married to her.
Hey, that's great! That means I never committed bigamy and I can get out of jail.
But, Archie, you have shamed me with your adultery.
But you still love me, right Betty? I mean, Betty loves Archie is an axiom. So, honey, are you going to give me some sugar sugar or what?