Oh Übermensch, er Kapitän Übel.

Author: fpd

Date: January 15, 2005

by fpd
1-15-05
You, with the stylized umlauted U on your chest, are you the hero Übermensch? We need your help desperately.
Übermensch? ÜBERMENSCH?! That fancy pants superman gets all the glory. Why, I oughtta murderize the bum!
Well, if you're not Übermensch, who are you?
You have the great honor of beholding the glorious and ever-so superb Kapitän Übel.
Please, Kapitän Übel, the tsunami in the Indian Ocean has devastated so many lives. They need your help rebuilding.
Little girl, if Kapitän Übel can't help them, no one can. But, really, what's in it for me?