Oh, please, Kapitän Übel, your help is needed.

Author: fpd

Date: January 15, 2005

by fpd
1-15-05
Kapitän Übel, if you go aid the survivors of the tsunami, you will win honor and glory.
But I'll still be overshadowed by that Übermensch glory hog. How I can I get a break if I just do what he does?
Is glory so important? What about honor? What about the people who need your help?
Holy baloney, girl. I already deserve all honor and glory just for being me. I am the greatest, the supremest, the most superb.
Are you saying you won't help the tsunami survivors? Don't you care?
Why don't you bugger off, girl? I am sick and tired of hearing you whine about the needs of others. What about my needs?