Kapitän Übel meets with the President.

Author: fpd

Date: January 15, 2005

by fpd
1-15-05
Thanks for meeting with me, Kapitän Übel.
I'm sure it's an honor for you to meet me, President Luther. When you asked for my help, I knew this was a lucrative opportunity for me.
I need men of your character on my team, Kapitän Übel. Do you realize that the gravest threat to the world today is overpopulation?
Oh, I know what you mean. How can I get my full share of the pie when so many other people are grabbing at it?
At this moment, Dr. Tedious Botox Sovania is working to prolong the human lifespan, and he wants to share his discoveries with the world.
Holy baloney! He's mad, I tell you. Something like that should be kept in the hands of the powerful elite.