Kapitän Übel meets Dr. Tedious Botox Sovania

Author: fpd

Date: January 16, 2005

by fpd
1-16-05
Ah, Dr. Sovania, word has it you're trying to extend the human lifespan.
You must be the famous Kapitän Übel. Have you met my beautiful daughter, Cutea?
Oscar Meyer be damned! It sure is a pleasure to see you again, Cutea. What a lucky bastard your father is to have a gorgeous daughter like you.
You but state the obvious, Kapitän Übel. No man on earth has a lovelier daughter than my father has in me.
Oh, man, Dr. Sovania, I'll bet you can't keep your hands off this lucious babe. She is such a hot tamale.
Kapitän Übel, did you come here to insult me, or do you have some other business?