Dr. Sovania learns Kapitän Übel's secret identity

Author: fpd

Date: January 17, 2005

by fpd
1-17-05
Holy baloney! I accidently said the wizard's name and turned back into Willy Wanton.
Oh ho! So Kapitän Übel is just a little boy named Willy Wanton.
Holy baloney! I just goofed even more and told you who I was.
Quick, Cutea, show him your boobies to distract him while I gag his mouth.
Please, Daddy, my sheer beauty alone is enough to distract any boy.
Shazam? Va va voom? Shazoom? What's that dang magic word? Kimota? Shagwell? Hot damn, I want to shag her so much.