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| Ooh la la, reverend. With that goatee, you look just like Anton LaVey! I am so excited. You have to do me right here and now. Now, now! Do me now! Right on the altar! | |
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| Um, you do know that LaVey was a Satanist, whereas this is a Christian church, don't you? Perhaps we should have a little talk about this with your parents. | |
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| Hey, Father, I can see why you became a priest. With a chrome dome like that, I bet you just couldn't score with any of the ladies. | |
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| Actually, I'm a happily married Anglican priest. | |
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| Ho, ho, ho! I bet I know what you want for Christmas. A full head of hair. | |
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| If it weren't for my vow of silence, I could tell this doofus that I shave my head every day. | |
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