WW35: Worst Things to Say to Bald Clergy

Author: fpd

Date: January 24, 2005

by fpd
1-24-05
Ooh la la, reverend. With that goatee, you look just like Anton LaVey! I am so excited. You have to do me right here and now. Now, now! Do me now! Right on the altar!
Um, you do know that LaVey was a Satanist, whereas this is a Christian church, don't you? Perhaps we should have a little talk about this with your parents.
Hey, Father, I can see why you became a priest. With a chrome dome like that, I bet you just couldn't score with any of the ladies.
Actually, I'm a happily married Anglican priest.
Ho, ho, ho! I bet I know what you want for Christmas. A full head of hair.
If it weren't for my vow of silence, I could tell this doofus that I shave my head every day.