FTC 54: One in the hand is worth two in the bush

Author: fpd

Date: January 27, 2005

by fpd
1-27-05
Bro, I got some problems, I think I kinda might need help.
I'm gonna let you in on the secret of my success as a man.
Yeah? What's that?
Whenever I have my down days, and things get rough, I ask myself, 'What would Howdy Doody do?'
But, George, Howdy Doody is a puppet.
Exactly right, Jeb. Remember that, and one day you too could become President.