FTC 54: Would you read it for free? Would you read it on TV?

Author: fpd

Date: January 30, 2005

by fpd
1-30-05
Hey mister, I lost something around here the other day. Can you help me find it?
Depends on what it is, and what's in it for me.
I lost the bionic visor I wear to help me see. I'm blind without it, and if you help me find it, you won't have to watch a rerun next time Reading Rainbow comes on.
Reading Rainbow? Is that like a TV show? What kind of geeks are so into reading that they would watch a TV show about it?
Not into reading, huh? But you know, lots of kids your age rave about it. Since I like you, let me give you a free sample. Green Eggs and Ham. No strings attached.