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| Bro, I got some problems, I think I kinda might need help. | |
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| I'm gonna let you in on the secret of my success as a man. | |
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| Whenever I have my down days, and things get rough, I ask myself, 'What would Jesus do?' | |
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| You know, Fred, you and your Westboro Baptist Church are always picketing people for being fags. But when did Jesus ever picket people for being fags? | |
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| You need to learn a lesson in grammar, boy. I was speaking subjunctively. What Jesus has done has nothing to do with what he would do, and he would picket fags if he were here today. | |
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