FTC 54: Subjunctively speaking, would God hate fags?

Author: fpd

Date: January 31, 2005

by fpd
1-31-05
Bro, I got some problems, I think I kinda might need help.
I'm gonna let you in on the secret of my success as a man.
Yeah? What's that?
Whenever I have my down days, and things get rough, I ask myself, 'What would Jesus do?'
You know, Fred, you and your Westboro Baptist Church are always picketing people for being fags. But when did Jesus ever picket people for being fags?
You need to learn a lesson in grammar, boy. I was speaking subjunctively. What Jesus has done has nothing to do with what he would do, and he would picket fags if he were here today.