Joe and Mary Kant find baby Cal-ed

Author: fpd

Date: February 5, 2005

by fpd
2-05-05
Look here, Mary. It's a rocket ship.
Goo goo, ga ga* (*translated from Craptonian).
And look, Joe, a baby. It is just as the angel foretold. I will be a virgin and a mother. His name shall be Immanuel.
But then his name would be Immanuel Kant. When he got to college, the kids in his Philosophy class would make fun of him.
Okay, let's call him Kirk, because it means church.