Mr. Kant answers the door.

Author: fpd

Date: February 5, 2005

by fpd
2-05-05
Excuse me, Mr. Kant. I'm investigating reports of a crashed U.F.O., I mean weather balloon. Have you seen anything?
What's unusual about a weather balloon?
Uh, nothing, I guess. What I meant to say was that we were investigating an outbreak of swamp gas.
Well, no, I ain't seen any weather balloons or swamp gas.
Let me give you the number for the Foreign Technology Division at the Wright-Patterson Air Force Base just in case you do see something, okay?
Sure thing. If I find any weather balloons, I've give you guys a call.