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| There is no God but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet. | |
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| I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. | |
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| Ah, Jesus Christ, greatest of all created beings, only begotten son of the uncreated God, I humbly accept your sacrifice for my sins. | |
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| Begone foolish follower of the Arian heresy. I and my Father are one. | |
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| I once ran a stripcreator contest in which I encouraged people to commit blasphemy. | |
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| Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain: for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. | |
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