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| I created the World Wide Web, and in so doing I enabled an explosion of internet porn and online predators of children. Can you forgive me? | |
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| You are forgiven. You brought the world together like no one before you, and the web has served to spread brotherhood and democracy. | |
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| I didn't believe in you, and I taught people to question religious dogma and think for themselves. | |
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| You exercised the mind I gave you, and you spread the gospel of the wonder of my creation. Go enjoy your heavenly reward. | |
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| I spread fear of fire and brimstone and hatred of fags, all in your name Jesus. I await my heavenly reward. | |
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| Without charity, Fred, you have nothing. Since you failed to love your neighbor as yourself, you are banished to the outskirts of Hell. | |
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