FTC 56: What an honor!

Author: fpd

Date: February 21, 2005

by fpd
2-21-05
What's that you got in the mail?
Says here that ASWAN has nominated me to receive their highest award.
Wow, what an honor!
It also says I need to be at their downtown headquarters in 30 minutes to accept it. Could you give me a ride?
But Aswan is in Egypt. I can't get you there in 30 minutes.
No, it stands for Association of Suckers Who Are Nearby. I just need to bring a $1000 award processing fee, and it is right here in town.