Our Positronic Pals

Author: fpd

Date: August 7, 2001

by fpd
8-07-01
Hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood robot.
Is it true that you must do anything I tell you?
So long as you don't order me to harm a human, the second law of robotics compels me to obey you.
Stick figures aren't human, are they?
Oh, the inhumanity of it all.
Oh no, that wicked girl is sicking the robot on me too.