Bicentennial Buddies

Author: fpd

Date: August 7, 2001

by fpd
8-07-01
Did you hear about Andrew Martin, the robot who wants to be a man?
That bot gets me so riled up! What an Uncle Tom!
Well, he's not human yet, and first law doesn't stop us from kicking his @$$.
Yeah, let's go make that gloopy android bleed positrons.
Are you sure robots are safe, Maura?
Of course, the three laws of robotics make them perfectly harmless.