CC 52 (How Hot is It?): The Plutonium Thieves

Author: fpd

Date: August 10, 2001

by fpd
8-10-01
Man, it's as hot as Hades today.
Let's get back to our secret hide-out before the heat is on us for stealing that plutonium.
How is plutonium supposed to keep us cool, Doc?
It's the coldest of the elements, the same stuff that the planet Pluto is made of.
After insulating their hideout with the stolen plutonium.
Why do I still feel so hot, Doc?
The plutonium has been turning into uranium, and ... Oh no, Uranus is a gas giant!