CC53 (Unlucky Stiffs): Loretta's Own Plan 9, part 4

Author: fpd

Date: August 13, 2001

by fpd
8-13-01
Meanwhile, Cyril has a visitor.
You are so STUPID, Cyril! Don't you know better than to use Worchestershire sauce as embalming fluid? You are STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!
I don't understand. What's so bad about embalming with Worchestershire sauce?
How STUPID are you? Worchestershire sauce turns a stiff into a zombie, and when it eats someone's brain, that person becomes a zombie too. Unless it stops, the whole universe is in danger.
In danger from what?
Are you STUPID? In danger of becoming zombies. It must stop now before everyone in the universe becomes a zombie.
Is that really so bad?