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| Hey kids! I've just become an atheist, and now I have no morals! | |
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| Surely you jest! Several humanist and atheist philosophers have demonstrated that you don't need to believe in God to have morals. | |
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| No, you're wrong. Atheists have no morals! The Revised Standard Version, which is God's inerrant word, says so, and I'll prove it with a demonstration! | |
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| Now, now, please remember WWJD: "What would Jean-Paul Sartre do?" | |
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| Where were we? Oh yes, it's time for communion. In rememberence of Pastor McNugget, let us now partake of the blood and body. | |
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| As deacon of this church, let me remind y'all that most atheists are good, moral people. Satan has clearly possessed the Easter Bunny to malign the good name of atheism. | |
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