CC 309: One Evening at the Playboy Club

Author: fpd

Date: January 3, 2006

by fpd
1-03-06
I'll be your waiter for tonight, sir. Are you ready to order?
This is so WRONG! At the Playboy Club, I should have a sexy female waitress in a bunny suit, not some fat guy.
How very sexist of you! Haven't you heard of equal rights? Men and women have equal rights to wait tables at the Playboy Club.
But Playboy is all about catering to fantasy. I want to be waited on by a female bunny, or I'm going to leave!
Hello there, big boy, I hear you want some fantasy with your dinner.
You know what, I think I'll just take an early flight back home and spend some quality time with my wife.