WW 42: Pea Soup

Author: fpd

Date: January 18, 2006

by fpd
1-18-06
That pea soup was delicious. How did you make it?
Well, the secret ingredient is pee.
Well, duh. I know pea soup is made from peas.
No, pee, p double e. Naturally, we use the very finest pee, taken from bulls fed a very special high protein diet of ground beef and cow patties.
And you can rest assured that it's pure pee. Our milk maids suck off the bulls each day to make sure no cum gets in the pee.