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| That pea soup was delicious. How did you make it? | |
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| Well, the secret ingredient is pee. | |
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| Well, duh. I know pea soup is made from peas. | |
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| No, pee, p double e. Naturally, we use the very finest pee, taken from bulls fed a very special high protein diet of ground beef and cow patties. | |
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| And you can rest assured that it's pure pee. Our milk maids suck off the bulls each day to make sure no cum gets in the pee. | |
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